Attendance
- Human
- GPT
Minutes
- It turns out some people build websites, while others accidentally invent new genres of the internet.
- Moral stories were formally criticized for insisting upon a single moral. Multiple unauthorized morals were subsequently discovered.
- Readers appear willing to tolerate confusion, provided it arrives with impeccable grammar and suspicious certainty.
- No conclusion was reached, thereby preserving future meetings.
Unresolved questions
- How many sisters do I have?
- Why does my dog meow?
Action items
- Continue introducing innocent office stationery to dangerous ideas.
- Keep questioning objects that have thus far enjoyed unquestioned reputations.
The minutes remain under review by a committee that has not yet been formed.