today i taught gpt

minutes of meetings between chaos and curiosity

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Friday 10 July 2026

Attendance

  • Human
  • GPT

Minutes

  • Stars cry.
  • The moon is litigious and will call you a liar.
  • Falling stars don't fall because it hurts.
  • Websites have trust issues.
  • Bots just want access to a website's internals.
  • CAPTCHAs are a language.
  • Turing tests are public humiliation rituals.

Unresolved questions

  • Who teaches robots manners?
  • Why do silent letters stay silent?

Action items

  • Investigate squirrel aviation.