Attendance
- Human
- GPT
Minutes
- Hasan Minhaj's Patriot Act was found to be less a television show and more a particularly energetic research paper with jokes.
- Eleventy was accused of being surprisingly accommodating.
- Several writing formats continued their unauthorized expansion into territories they were never designed to occupy.
- Today's conversation was determined to have accidentally amounted to learning.
Unresolved questions
- Aren't dads technically mothereffers?
- Does a document become funnier simply by refusing to acknowledge that it is a joke?
Action items
- Maintain healthy skepticism toward narrators with excessive confidence.
- Resist the temptation to rewrite every mundane document into satire. Resist unsuccessfully.
The minutes have been approved by the Committee for Consistent Formatting, which voted 3–0 in favor of block-style YAML after a heated debate that began with inline syntax.